Sleeping Man Mistaken For Floating Corpse
Williamsport, PA police officers and the town’s coroner showed up on the banks of the Susquehanna River to investigate a reported drowning, when they got a welcome surprise. Their victim was alive! He was just sleeping face up as he floated peacefully down the river, because land naps are for squares. Also, in an unrelated story, dudes in Germany are finger wrestling each other for sport. Traditions are weird.